Lost genderqueer (any pronouns are fine) pansexual pixie named Tink that somehow wound up a Comparative Artist at IAA and now is stumbling around life trying to find friends and maybe a partner of some sort (extra points if your name is Peter or Wendy)

SLYTHERIN
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macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

(Source: sandandglass, via pizza-pete)

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whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking questions about my turban (part 3)

(via the-color-9)

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sherokutakari:

"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

(via fickledavid)

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irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

(via thegreatestworstblog)

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Emma Watson threatened with nude photo leak over UN speech on gender equality

Because of course she was.

(via wilwheaton)

(via fickledavid)

The frightening thing is that, like most of their other campaigns against women, they see themselves as just warriors fighting for what’s right. This is primarily because they firmly believe that any woman who speaks up on women’s issues is completely disingenuous and only doing it for the purposes of self-promotion, and that any man who does is looking to get laid, because they actually cannot possibly imagine a scenario in which someone would genuinely give a shit about women.
 
Members of this board, as well as “Men’s Rights Activists” in general, tend to go apoplectic at even the most mild implications that women might be human beings. For them, this is simply “not allowed” and must be punished swiftly and severely, as they appear to believe that feminism is the one obstacle in the way of all these pathetic neckbeards getting their pick of supermodel girlfriends who obey their every whim. The goal is to make it as uncomfortable to speak out about misogyny and women’s issues as possible, which is why they go to the wall in terms of harassing women like Emma Watson. At the end of the day, this is the crux of it. It would be sad if it weren’t so vile.
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punkmonksteven:

wolfthecreator:

swimsoots:

are you fucking kidding me hes beating his meat

Wow

"Food Pun" apron.

punkmonksteven:

wolfthecreator:

swimsoots:

are you fucking kidding me hes beating his meat

Wow

"Food Pun" apron.

(Source: globegander, via jake-from-state-farm)

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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep, via spoopylucifer)

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Sylvia Plath written in 1949 at age 17 (via speed-of-wind)

(Source: learningfromthehands, via jake-from-state-farm)

I am afraid of getting older. I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from cooking three meals a day—spare me from the relentless cage of routine and rote. I want to be free… I want, I want to think, to be omniscient.
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itsraininbritishmen:

danceadicklessjig:

religiousdonut:

cruiserswagger:

attackontartan:

gojikas:

like-we-arethe-stars:

onlylolgifs:

STOLE A KISS PRANK

I’m telling you right here, right now, if you kiss me without my consent I will destroy you. I will hit you so hard in your nether regions that your future children (should you unfortunately reproduce) will feel it.

For real though people don’t do this. This is sick and totally disgusting. Sexual assault isn’t a freakin’ joke or a prank. 

If someone did this to me, their life would be forfeit.

Ugh fuck this bullshit

Yes stop letting straight white boys do whatever the hell they want

SEXUAL ASSAULT IS NOT A FUCKING PRANK


i would of FUCKING KNEED HIM IN THE FUCKING BALLS. WHAT A FUCKING ASSHAT

itsraininbritishmen:

danceadicklessjig:

religiousdonut:

cruiserswagger:

attackontartan:

gojikas:

like-we-arethe-stars:

onlylolgifs:

STOLE A KISS PRANK

I’m telling you right here, right now, if you kiss me without my consent I will destroy you. I will hit you so hard in your nether regions that your future children (should you unfortunately reproduce) will feel it.

For real though people don’t do this. This is sick and totally disgusting. Sexual assault isn’t a freakin’ joke or a prank. 

If someone did this to me, their life would be forfeit.

Ugh fuck this bullshit

Yes stop letting straight white boys do whatever the hell they want

SEXUAL ASSAULT IS NOT A FUCKING PRANK

i would of FUCKING KNEED HIM IN THE FUCKING BALLS. WHAT A FUCKING ASSHAT

(via fickledavid)

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